{"id":2294,"date":"2026-10-05T09:44:22","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T09:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/?p=2294"},"modified":"2026-10-05T09:47:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T09:47:50","slug":"de-kalder-mig-heino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/?p=2294","title":{"rendered":"De kalder mig Heino"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"2294\" class=\"elementor elementor-2294\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-3574518 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3574518\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-42546c7\" data-id=\"42546c7\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d26d017 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"d26d017\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.18.0 - 08-12-2023 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" src=\"https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/HEINO_DKMH_TOUR_27_Facebook_Event_1920x1005-1024x536.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-2295\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/HEINO_DKMH_TOUR_27_Facebook_Event_1920x1005-1024x536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/HEINO_DKMH_TOUR_27_Facebook_Event_1920x1005-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/HEINO_DKMH_TOUR_27_Facebook_Event_1920x1005-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/HEINO_DKMH_TOUR_27_Facebook_Event_1920x1005-1536x804.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/comedyhouse.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/HEINO_DKMH_TOUR_27_Facebook_Event_1920x1005.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e429bc7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"e429bc7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.18.0 - 08-12-2023 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Fredag 12. november kl. 19.30<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-68670b5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"68670b5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.18.0 - 08-12-2023 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Comedy tour 2027-28<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heino her.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Inden du k\u00f8ber billet til showet, s\u00e5 er det p\u00e5 tide, at jeg tr\u00e6kker en streg i sandet. Til dig der kun kommer fordi du ser mig som et sexsymbol: jeg vil ikke st\u00e5 model til det l\u00e6ngere.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg er komiker, ikke en genstand til gl\u00e6de for dine \u00f8jne.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Har haft en mellemlang samtale med Christopher og Tobias Rahim om emnet \u2013 og vi har alle 3 f\u00e5et nok af det. Tag os for kunsten.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Med det p\u00e5 plads, kan jeg fort\u00e6lle lidt om showet \u201dDe kalder mig Heino\u201d.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da der alligevel ikke er mere plads p\u00e5 pokalhylden i k\u00f8kken-alrummet herhjemme, bliver det showet, hvor det eneste, jeg ikke skeler til, er den form for anerkendelse.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg g\u00e5r p\u00e5 scenen if\u00f8rt en kold bajer og det t\u00f8j, der ikke l\u00e5 i vasket\u00f8jskurven p\u00e5 dagen \u2013 og s\u00e5 laver jeg et show, jeg har dr\u00f8mt om at lave i mange, mange \u00e5r.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anbefalet minimumsalder: 15 \u00e5r<br \/>Anbefalet minimums IQ: 79 \u2026 (og maksimalt 119)<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ad52af9 elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"ad52af9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-sm elementor-animation-grow\" href=\"https:\/\/tinghallen.dk\/program\/de-kalder-mig-heino\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">K\u00d8B BILLET<\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fredag 12. november kl. 19.30 Comedy tour 2027-28 Heino her. Inden du k\u00f8ber billet til showet, s\u00e5 er det p\u00e5 tide, at jeg tr\u00e6kker en streg i sandet. Til dig der kun kommer fordi du ser mig som et sexsymbol: jeg vil ikke st\u00e5 model til det l\u00e6ngere. 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